Saturday, October 10, 2009

Drug-dealing in Miami

Coming out of "La Carreta", the Cubanese cuisine restaurant outside the Miami International Mall, my dad decided to give me some advice. He said:

"Irene, when you accomplish your aspiration of becoming a drug-dealer in Miami, remember, cash is King. Make sure all your illegal transactions are in cash because that way, they can't trace them back to you."

All of you out there aspiring to become Miami-ese drug dealers, take this advice to heart. Mysteriously, my dad knows a lot about things like this (Ha, just kidding.)

Have a good night Miami.

xo Peace.

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